Hi, I’m Barbie ™ - Vine by Sarah Mangone
is she actually barbie
I THOUGHT SHE WAS LIP SYNCING BUT THEN
So this is how my dad peels apples
have you ever not liked someone in a romantic way and everything is cool and all then they do something small like touch your shoulder or say something funny and you just kind of freeze and think
5th grade sex ed more like
You can be proud of your sexuality and still in the closet for your own safety. Not everyone you know has to know that you’re not straight for you to be a ‘good’ queer/gay. Protecting yourself from homophobes is not ‘contributing to the issue’. Do not come out into a dangerous situation with no support network or without any financial independence. If you think someone might out you, don’t tell them shit.
I just want a serial killer to love me is that too much to ask
” Why are you obsessed with video games? They don’t have any deep plot, meaning, or interesting characters. Books do.”
A true scientist
Mickey Mouse gently lays his hand on your thigh, staring into your eyes, passionately.
snoop dog blushes and turned away from his mouse lover. “yo, dawg. i think i’m ready to get intimizzle, mickizzle.”
I Really Fucking Hate When People Type Like This Because For Whatever Reason I Read It 80% Slower Than Normal
by Fall Out Boy
yOu HaVe To AdMiT, tHiS iS wOrSe Than This
THEY’RE BOTH PRETTY FUCKING HORRIBLE.